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When one of my coworkers saw me, he didn't say, "Hello," or "How have you been?" He instead asked me, "Did you go out drinking last night?" I took that as I look like shit. Mind you, this is around 12pm. My brother Carlos is sick and he thinks he doesn't look well. And I, apparently, since going to work this afternoon, do too.

Conversation between my brother and I @ approximately 10pm.

Me: do I look like shit?
Carlos: do I look like shit?
Me: why do u have to answer with a question?
Carlos: *laughter* no.
Me: ok. You don't either.

[Several minutes pass; Carlos goes to the restroom to blow his nose; comes back]

Me: you lied to me. I do look like shit.
Carlos: you lied to me too. Cuz I look like shit.
Me: no u don't.
Carlos: well I lied to you.